Big Nippy Advice Column - by Josh Griebel

11 questions, but still 8 questions waiting for answers.

Go ahead, ask us anything! The infinite wisdom of the almighty Shua just might be the answer to all of your problems... (dont blame us if he just creates more)

Please do not use an APOSTROPHE.
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Q: Question Is it ok to masturbate while wearing boxing gloves? - Name Osamma
A: depends if you are a male or female

Q: Do guys look at girl`s feet? - Patti
A: only if they have their legs behind their head

Q: What is your sign? I`m a Sagitarius looking for a geetar pickin` pices. - Tammy
A: your in luck

Q: I`m 5`7", blonde hair, and green eyes. What do I need to do to be your tambourine at the next gig? - Bertha
A: you didnt specify, male or female?

Q: What do you eat for breakfast and can I make it for you? - Tracey
A: bagels with garden vegatable cream cheese, there pretty simple to make.

Q: I feel lonely and sad after sex with myself. Is that normal? - Fabio
A: never happens to me

Q: There aren`t many woman in the village; actually, I`m the only one. I`m really sore at the end of the day. How do I find comfort? - Smurfette
A: k y jelly

Q: Im 45 years old male and would like to start playing a musical instrument. Im thinking about either playing a french horn or the triangle. Do have any advice for starting out? - Casper
A: count to 4, then repeat.

Q: Question I wish that my hot middle school teacher Mrs. Stone would have taken advantage of me. Do you think that this is normal? - Name Clark
A: if shes single go for it!

Q: Where does the moon go at night? - NameMama Jahmima
A: try looking up?

Q: I think Im pregnant with your child. Will you be there for me? - Missy
A: i will make a great father

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